ok just to clarify, I like older men compared to my age, not old men because if you think I’m interested in a random 80 year old guy’s flaccid penis you have totally misinterpreted what I mean
My friend: *showing me a boy at my age* What do you think?
Me: Ugly. Where's his dad?
I have a taste for older men with a childish sense of humor and a terrible sense of fashion
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.